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I haven't checked it out, so any discussion that may take place will have to start without me.

Hey Kiddies [17 Oct 2005|10:57pm]

If you guys get the chance

Flip through "the craziest tv moments" on E...

It has a few from "Kept"
and some interviews with a couple of the guys. :)

i hate to keep this board dead... [10 Oct 2005|06:02pm]

...when people are still obsessing over at the Vh1 boards.

Any opinions on Seth's new blog? More specifically, do you guys think that it's real of fake? Here's the link: http://realitytvmyass.blogspot.com/

we can think of better ones ;D [18 Sep 2005|12:39pm]

Top 25 Signs That You Were on KEPT

25. You planned a trip to the Super Bowl for youself and 10 buddies and booked just one hotel room for everybody.

24. Before you approach women in a bar you look for a hidden camera.

23. "My left testacle? No! No! That was a joke!"

22. You've stopped watching "That 70s Show".

21. In a police lineup you strip to your Calvin Klein briefs, flex your muscles and suck your cheeks tight.

20. You addressed a meter maid as "Your Ladyship".

19. You wander around asking "what's a sycophant?"

18. Every night you dream you're shooting at Ricardo's ass instead of the clay pigeons.

17. If your date says "these flowers are lovely" you respond "well, you picked them out."

16. When you filled out a job application you put "sophisticated European gentleman" down as your job history.

15. You checked your new adjustable bed to make sure it didn't have a setting called "six inch nails."

14. You ordered a McBrainburger for lunch.

13. At an art gallery opening you grabbed a tray and instinctively covered your crotch.

12. Your threw out all your polo shirts.

11. "A topless show in PARIS? No s!#%?"

10. When you see a freezing river, you strip and jump in.

9. You wake up screaming, "I can TOO get what I want, b!#%&!"

8. When you met the female CEO of your company you dropped to your knees and gave her a gift-wrapped set of bath oils.

7. If a woman asks how old she looks you say "ten?"

6. "What rhymes with 'roses are red, violets are blue'?"

5. You've developed a paralyzing fear of velvet ropes.

4. You still don't know who Anne Boleyn was.

3. You sit next to the phone and wonder "will Jerry ever call?"

2. "Jerry, this new Lamborghini is great! But what's that decal on the dashboard mean? 'Warning - Objects in mirror are older than they appear'".

...and the number one sign that you were on KEPT:

1. You spent last night in jail after saying "waiter, could I have a taste of your delicious spotted dick?"



[31 Aug 2005|09:08pm]

[ mood | cold ]

I miss the guys :[


[26 Aug 2005|09:05pm]

No one has posted for awhile, but I thought I would let ya'll know there are pics of Slavcardo over at the Cobrasnake . Pretty funny. Those guys are such camera whores.

Saw Seth! [10 Aug 2005|09:02pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

I saw Seth on the street today!!! It was so cool! He looked kinda pissed tho so I didn't talk to him, plus I had no pen for an autograph, but it was really cool. I was with my friend who knows nothing about Kept and I was like "That's Seth! That's the guy who won Kept!" It was so cool.


[06 Aug 2005|10:32pm]

I'm actually not surprised about who won.

It's like... I think Jerry picked him because he wasn't the sensible one to choose.

& also, I'm loving the Austen & Seth icons!!

[06 Aug 2005|12:37pm]

There was an article about seth in this coming week's entertainment weekly. Here's a scan. Sorry about the crappiness.
I also scanned Austen's ad for Arizona jeans from back in the day. I don't know if there is a better scan floating out there somewhere.
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YEA!!!! [05 Aug 2005|10:27am]

I'm so happy for who won. I wanted this person to win. I think Jason would have won if he hadn't kissed that girl. YEA for The Winner.

FUCK YES! [04 Aug 2005|10:07pm]

Seth Won

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C'mon... [04 Aug 2005|08:16pm]

How bout someone make some

Seth or Austin Icons...?


Whoaaaaaa [04 Aug 2005|10:02pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Thats freaking insane! I'm really exicted though. I love "The winner" (God knows if someone didn't get to see the ending yet ;). Make sure you guys keep writing though even though the show is over!!!!

How'd you guys feel about the choice she made?


[04 Aug 2005|06:24pm]

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who do you think its gonna be??

[30 Jul 2005|11:19pm]

So do you think we'll know whoever wins for the rest of their lives,or what.

Cause i'd imagine that they would always be with her or something.

or not,I dunno.

it's so weird to think of the Kept guys just...dissapearing forever.

Tee hee. [29 Jul 2005|06:06pm]

Hey. Check it out. I got a new icon.

I knew you were the only ones who would get it, so I have to brag about it here.

And I was really happy with Jerry's choice this week.

lets see who left..... [28 Jul 2005|11:15pm]

[ mood | shocked ]

oh my .........ah ha ha ha ha. i wasnt expecting that at all. makes thing very curious... but still very funny. hee hee


[28 Jul 2005|09:30pm]

We almost have 100 members, if you guys can get us the 16 more we need, that would be totally awesome.


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